So I had a weird dream last night (not that this is unusual, mind you). I was apparently dating someone, and he kept refering to me as "his sweet little spreadsheet." You know, like an Excel document. Now, maybe this is my chosen profession taking a toll on my subconscious, but that's pretty random for a pet name.
That being said, what's the weirdest pet name/term of endearment someone's used with YOU? In non-dream-world, the oddest one I was ever called was "space comet," but to be fair, that was only because it was in a movie we both liked.